You Wanted Change. You Now Have It! But At What Cost?

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….MUST WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE WE CAN’T LET CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT, AND THEN, LET CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUBPRIME LOANS, AND THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUBPRIME LOANS.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….A MAJOR CRISIS REQUIRES SWIFT ACTION TO PASS A BILL WITHOUT READING IT, THEN VACATION FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESIDENT HAS TIME TO SIGN IT.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….YOU CAN BE LEGALLY ILLEGAL

·     ONLY IN AMERICA….THE CONGRESS MAKES LAWS THAT THEY DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….WHERE YOUR VICE PRESIDENT DECLARES ‘JOBS’ A 3 LETTER WORD.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA…DOES THE MILITARY GET INVESTIGATED BY HOMELAND SECURITY AS POSSIBLE TERRORISTS, WHILE OUR BORDERS ARE WIDE OPEN.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND ON TAXES YOU DIDN’T PAY

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….YOU CAN BLAME OTHERS WHEN YOU DON’T PERFORM

·       ONLY IN AMERICA, YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL, THAN YOU DO LEGAL

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN YOU BE 13 AND HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT MUST HAVE A WRITTEN NOTE FROM YOUR PARENT WHY YOU MISSED SCHOOL.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….ARE YOU PUNISHED FOR GOOD PERFORMANCE AND REVERED FOR NONPERFORMANCE.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN YOU CALL LARGE CORPORATIONS EVIL, WHILE 99.9% OF THE AMERICANS WORK IN COMPANIES WITH LESS THAN 500 EMPLOYEES.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….CAN CHRYSLER GET 10 BILLION IN AID FOR THEIR COMPANY OF 30,000 EMPLOYEES.  I GUESS IT IS DIFFICULT TO RUN A COMPANY FOR $333,333 PER EMPLOYEE.

·     ONLY IN AMERICA….WE CARE ABOUT 3 GUYS THAT GET WATER UP THE NOSE, WHILE OUR ENEMIES ARE BEHEADING US AND BLOWING CROWDS OF PEOPLE UP WITH SUICIDE BOMBINGS.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….YOU CAN SAY OTHER INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES WORK, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE TECHNIQUES ARE.

·       ONLY IN AMERICA….YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT A BIRTH CERTIFICATE

·       ONLY IN AMERICA, DO POLITICIANS CONSIDER ‘WE THE PEOPLE’ ASTRO-TURF

·       ONLY IN AMERICA, WHATEVER GOES WRONG WILL ALWAYS BE BUSH’S FAULT

·       LASTLY, HOWEVER, IN AMERICA, YOU CAN ONLY BE PRESIDENT WHEN THE TELEPROMPTER IS ON.